It's been a wicked week. Perhaps someday, I'll blog about it. There will, I suspect, be vehicular smut when I do.

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The next bit of Childhood Chews. It wants to be PG-13 at least for themes, but Draco doesn't understand them, so it's maybe a G? I dunno. Ratings baffle me. Love to bella_white for the beta; all mistakes are mine. As always, you find, I fix.

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And now, because my beta's just that awesome, the next part of Childhood Chews.
Disclaimers and such here.

 

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Camry SE died Wednesday night of acute transmission failure. She will be interred at Thorold Ford following a brief memorial service at Performance Toyota. Lovingly remembered by curiouslyfic, Bean, Margie, and all who braved her crap-cluttered seats.

This chapter is long overdue, as much as anything that's not strictly deadlined can be. In lieu of novelling or cleaning or what-have-you, the next bit of Childhood Chews.

PG for language. And Pansy, who's awesome with her bottle. HD, de-aging, fluffy, etc, not mine, see disclaimer and such here.

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Childhood Chews
H/D fluff of the de-aging variety. Hard G, because Draco's a bit arsey and they tell him so. Also, shades of wenchy, alcoholic Pansy, and where she's in a fic, it must be rated "Hard".
Still not mine, still beta'd by shadowsamurai, still giving props for Grr to Samayel.
part one is here. part two is here.







part four

Childhood Chews
curiouslyfic
see part one for beta/inspiration/disclaimer/plot/etc.
PG, possibly.

warning: relentless fluff ahead.

 

 

part three

Childhood Chews
curiouslyfic
beta by shadowsamurai
PG, maybe language.
Draco & co. property of J.K. Rowling et al. Samayel's Bewitching Changes convinced me that when Draco Malfoy has a stuffed dragon, it must be named Grr.
Tis fluffy. Be warned. Comments appreciated, if answered sporadically. Con-crit cool.

When Britain's top Aurors are brought down by chewing gum, it's up to Potions peon Draco to sort out the mess. If it's gone this wrong, it's just got to be a Wheeze. A de-aging fic featuring Tiny Potter, Wee Weasleys, Little Longbottom, and a ginger Granger.

 

part two